Six Impossible Things

Six Impossible Things I Thought of Before Breakfast:

1. Pink hamsters with wings cooking empanadas for French slaveholders
2. Not getting divorced after you've been married (in the U.S.)
3. Not learning someone's history from the color of their skin
4. World hunger solved
5. Global warming stopped
6. A black man with the middle name Hussein gets elected President of the U.S.

If the latter can be realized, although impossible, maybe the first five can be achieved also.